A foolish traveler was on a journey. He was foolish because he was easily tricked. The townspeople took advantage of him. On that journey, he was tricked into giving away all his money, clothes, and shoes. But the traveler was foolish, so when the townspeople lied to him saying, “This will really help,” tears would stream down his face and he would say, “Please by happy.”
When he gave away his last belongings, he was naked and ashamed to be seen. So he decided to travel in the forest. Then he met the monsters who lived in the forest. They wanted to eat him, so they tricked him with clever words. Of course, the traveler was fooled and when the monsters asked, he gave up his arms and his legs.
Eventually, the traveler was nothing but a head. He even gave his eyes to the last monster he met. As the monster munched on his eyes he said, “Thank you. I’ll give you this in return.” And left him. But that was a lie, too. His gift was a single piece of paper that had “fool” written on it.
But the traveler cried and cried, saying, “Thank you, thank you. This is the first time anyone’s given me anything. I’m so happy. Thank you. Thank you.” And tears kept flowing from his eye sockets.
And while he was crying…he died.
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
He is my favourite not-vampire
Respect +10000, level up.